If there is something you know your husband LOVES, give it to him, with something he HATES! For example, by now you should know my husband has a pee fetish. He LOVES my pee! What you don’t know is, my husband HATES pickles. He will almost gag if McDonald’s accidentally puts a pickle on his cheeseburger. This is VERY valuable information for me!
One day he called and asked me what I wanted for lunch. I told him I wasn’t real hungry and we could share something. I told him to stop by Panera Bread and get a large bowl of Broccoli Cheddar Soup and a couple of pieces of French bread. He doesn’t care that much for Broccoli Cheddar Soup, so I’m sure he was a little disappointed with my selection, but in Femdomville, he eats what I tell him. When he got home he was removing it all out of the bag, and putting it on the table, when he noticed I had a pile of cut up pickles on the cutting board. He asked, “what’s that for?” I told him, “for your soup,” and he had a confused look on his face. I grabbed a mixing bowl and told him to follow me to the bathroom. I had him kneel and hold the bowl, while I filled it with pee. I then told him to bring it to the kitchen.
I dumped all the cut-up pickles into the pee, and because I’m so benevolent, I put a little oregano into it for “flavoring.” I told him to go grab himself a spoon and then to hand me my bowl of Broccoli Cheddar soup! I handed him a loaf of the French Bread and said, “it’s really good if you dip it in your soup, so I want to see you dip it in before every bite!” The brain can’t process this! The look on his face was spectacular! And as you know by now, I made him finish every drop. Mix a LOVE with a HATE. This is an easy way to “spice it up!”