Ok…here are the rest of them. I was asked to share some of our other protocols that I talked about in Domme School, so here they are.
DISCREET MODE (when houseguests are here):
- Find an appropriate private/time space to bow, kiss my feet, and say your pledge each day.
- All laundry should be done and put away by Wednesday evening, with another load done by Saturday.
- I’ll expect a suitable dinner to be prepared for me between 6:00 and 7:30pm (take-out is acceptable).
- Journal to me as instructed EVERY DAY (or night). NO EXCEPTIONS.
- If part of your protocol, you must be plugged when home serving me.
SEE LIST OF CHORES WHICH MUST BE COMPLETED
FULL PROTOCOL DAYS (when no one else is here).
- When in the house, Robbie should be in either panties or fully nude.
In the morning:
- Do not forget to kiss my feet and say your pledge EVERY DAY.
- I want my Huel shakes prepared, chilled, and ready for breakfast each morning without fail.
- I want a cold glass of water more than half full by my sink every morning.
- I want uninterrupted time to take a long shower or bath. DO NOT use up the hot water.
- I want my bed made, PROPERLY, NEATLY, in a way that both looks perfect and feels like slipping into freshly pressed sheets each time I go to bed. No half-assed wrinkly job!
- I want QUIET in the mornings, or low music I really like (or you know I will enjoy). Please use headphones for any other noise.
During the day:
- I need 4-6 hours of solid work time. Please keep interruptions to a minimum and all sounds low or on headphones.
- I wish to go for a walk every day.
In the evening:
- Chores should be completed before 10pm.
- I would like to relax and watch a show or a movie most evenings.
- I will have a foot rub every evening with emu oil or shea butter.
- I want a clean bottle of water more than half full by my bed each night.
- I want my curtains closed so no light gets in.
- I want you to kiss my feet before going to bed.
- Make sure the temperature is between 68 and 70 degrees at night
- Make sure my car is plugged in and charging
- Lock all doors
CHORES:
MONTHLY OR AS NEEDED
- My car should be washed, vacuumed and trash removed.
- Garage should be organized and swept.
- All intake vents and heating ducts should be vacuumed and wiped clean.
- All storage areas should be neat and organized.
- All light bulbs should work.
- Make sure there is liquid soap in every bathroom.
WEEKLY
- I want toilets cleaned from top to floor, no drips, no stains, no hairs… just shining porcelain inside and out – even behind the toilet, on the floor around it, and under the hinges. Insides must be scrubbed and free of all residue or stains at all times.
- Bathroom counters and sinks need to be wiped down and polished.
- Bathtubs and showers must be scrubbed and be spotless, including the calk and the edge of the floor.
- I want appliances wiped down, and any old food removed from the fridge. Fridge shelves should be clean. Fridge doors should be clean. Pantry should be neat and organized.
- Trash should be set out for collection by 7am on Wednesdays (may be put out the night before).
- All shelves, window sills, doors and baseboards should be dusted and dead bugs vacuumed.
- All floors should be swept, dusted and then thoroughly steamed – including all corners and under furniture. This includes bathrooms.
- My laundry should be done and put away correctly. My hamper should never be full. The same with towels – clean, put away in a way that’s pleasing to my eye. I want my socks paired and ready to wear in my bottom drawer. I don’t want to have to wear my least favorite underwear. Don’t want to search for my undershirt only to find it hanging with my blouses. Everything kept in the same place, all the time, where I expect them.
- I want mirrors and glass with no spots (including the deck windows).
- My desk should be dusted with care. Bookshelves too.
- I want you to pay attention to the corners, the crevices, around cables and wires, the places underneath things where dirt can collect and make sure it never has a chance.
- Toaster should be emptied of crumbs and wiped down
- Lawn work should be done weekly in the summer.
- In the winter make sure all paths are clear of snow and ice, including the back deck and the garage in front of my car. Do this whenever it snows!!!
- Every Monday is ritual day.
- I want fresh flowers on my desk every Monday.
TWICE WEEKLY
- Floors should be swept, and thoroughly dust mopped with Swiffer. I want to walk barefoot on my floors and never get dirt or debris on my feet. Even if I’m barefoot all day I want clean soles.
- Carpets should be vacuumed (including stairs).
- Inside and outside of the microwave should be cleaned.
- Clean up any dog poo from the yard
- Clean the litterbox.
DAILY
- There should always be at least one EXTRA roll of TP near the toilets ALWAYS. Check at least once per day.
- I want all counter surfaces uncluttered and wiped down at all times.
- The entire stove and hood above should be clean and free of grease spatters.
- Kitchen sink scrubbed
- Check the trash (IN EVERY ROOM including bathrooms), recycling and compost. Take out BEFORE it gets full.
- When I need a dish or glass or pot, or silverware, I want it clean and in the same place each and every time so I don’t need to search.
- Get the dog fur, dirt and food crumbs off the furniture (wipe leather with a clean damp cloth, and condition leather monthly.). Wash the dog blankets at least weekly.
- NO CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR, EVER. Hung up, folded, in a hamper or in the wash. Period. I will drop all my dirty clothing on the floor and I expect you to pick it up as soon as you notice it.
- No trash, receipts, wrappers, drink or food containers, or random bits on the floors or furniture (even on desks and end tables).
- All cabinets and drawers should be neatly organized and CLOSED at all times.
- All beds should be made.
- Make sure the water filter is filled.
- Dishes need to be done before dinner and before bed each night and the dishwasher emptied ASAP in the morning.
My favorite foods/drinks:
SUSHI! (Ikura, tuna, salmon, eel, as sashimi or nigiri or rolls – just about anything that’s not fried)
Chocolate (dairy-free, soy-free)- Eating Evolved is my favorite brand. I like the coconut butter cups.
Boulder Canyon Avocado oil potato chips (sea salt)
Forager dairy-free vanilla yogurt
Smoked salmon (slices or fillets, plain or peppered)
Baked or grilled salmon on rice
Chicken Pho (Chez Thuy)
Pad Thai – gluten-free, no bean sprouts (Yurihana or Folsom Thai)
Mung Dahl (my recipe with mushroom broth and cumin) on extra long basmati rice.
Pacific Foods Mushroom Broth with rice ramen or thai rice noodles
Crispy chicken confit
Molokhia
Kubba
Zagar Vegetable Spread (Mild Avjar) with cut okra, chopped greens and sliced baby bella mushrooms on extra long basmati rice.
All potatoes (fried, baked, mashed without dairy)
Quinoa with raisins
Pickles of all kinds! (pickled okra, mushrooms, etc.)
Kalamata Olives
Green Belly Hot Sauce
Rice and rice pastas
Bhu Keto Cookie Dough
Cashew Cookie Larabars (2 ingredients)
There should be a bottle of Smartwater on my desk each day.
Food allergies/restrictions
NO dairy
NO soy
NO gluten
NO tomatoes
NO citrus fruits (lemon, orange, etc.)
NO almonds (other nuts are ok)
NO onions
NO carrots
NO turmeric, rosemary, marjoram
NO curry
Items to make sure I have on hand:
Emu oil
Emu stick for lips
A candy bowl of fennel seeds and candied fennel seeds.
All of my supplements
All of my skin and haircare items
Other notes:
- NEVER TOUCH MY FACE!
- Write to me EVERY DAY – as a journal or daily/nightly e-mail. Take this seriously. I love to read your thoughts.
- Always make sure I feel like a top priority (in your language and actions).
- Don’t whine and complain! If a task needs done, just do it.
- Recommend good movies and watch them with me.
- Invite me to do things I might like (dates are great!)
- Confess all shortcomings, keep track of your demerits at all times, and remind me when your punishment days are approaching and what you have coming to get my excitement up.
- Surprise me from time to time: